Welcome to the blog for Prof. John Talbird's English 201 class. The purpose of this site is two-fold: 1) to continue the conversations we start in class (or to start conversations BEFORE we get to class) and 2) to practice our writing/reading on a weekly basis in an informal forum.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Saki's ABC Story

About 3 in the morning and I’m still in the club.
Beer there, beer here, beer everywhere!
“Cock” screamed Sara!
“Dick” said Ashely.
Everywhere you go you see cocks or dicks.
“For god sake can you guys get anymore weird”?
Guy next to me starts to scream out “shot shot shot shot”.
“Harry is that you”?
“Interesting seeing you here Jack! It’s getting late, why are you still with Sara and Ashely” said Harry.
 “Jack you don’t understand, I am sleeping with both of them”!
“Knock it out, you must be joking,” said Harry.
“LOL my friend you are my role model” replied Jack.
“Makers on rocks bartender, only 3 cubes” screamed Harry.
“No Jack, don’t be ordering me drinks”!
“Obviously it’s for me, calm you’re titties” said Harry.
People all around me started dancing bachata.
“Quiet down, you need to listen to rhythm of the song!” replied Jack.
Right step back, two steps forward.
“Stop it you are doing it all wrong!”
“There isn’t much time, the club will close in 15 minutes”.
“Usually tonight it closes at 5”.
“Very nice, I like the sound of that”!
“What I didn’t hear you”? “
Xenos”!
“You are babbling, wait what kind of music this”?

“Zumba, that’s the dance we are dancing to now”!
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